oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents
May the odds be never in your favor.
WHO THE FUCK VOTED BILL NYE OFF DANCING WITH THE STARS???? HE INVENTED SCIENCE WHAT DO U THINK YOURE DOIGN
he left because he got injured..
WHO THE FUCK HURT BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
He tore his own ligaments whilst dancing.
WHO THE FUCK ALLOWED BILL NYE TO DO THIS TO HIMSELF
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
oh my god, you can tell she grew up in a Christian household only someone who grew up in that world can make that doe eyed “I’m a good Christian girl” face so well.
IS IT EVER GOING TO END
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.