rossiyaa:

“if you don’t have this on your blog I will judge you”

(Source: amaiimono)

weareallportionsforfoxes:

Danny Phantom: the man of several good comebacks.

misscoco:

rosalarian:

Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll talk.

This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen

14th2:

aiclan:

afrogay:

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

j-poop:

is this some kind of satanic ritual i don’t understand

(Source: rubyredwisp)

Being sick in Elementary: Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies
Being sick in high school: OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA
College: did I have class today

latviia:

michaxl:

do she got

shiduuuuuuu

foreverlovinlife:

• please,
• don’t eat less, eat right
• don’t hold it in, it’s okay to cry
• don’t hurt yourself, there is always an alternative
• don’t shut yourself away, speak up
• don’t be your own bully, be your own hero
• don’t give up, because you’re worth so much more than you think

(Source: thatfunnystuff.com)

wherearemyfeelings:

trufflemore:

notsoinnocentalchemist:

No, no, this is horrible. You see, the flag will go to the husband or wife of the deceased soldier as next of kin. This flag is going to the son.

Both of his parents are gone.

I have all the respect and admiration in the world for the United States military.

But this is absolutely heartbreaking.

:’(